Los Angeles
CA
Man
50
<p><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ready to laugh.. Sit down, here it go...</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1- I live in Hollywood Hills, but the 4th Alley 3rd Trash can, and my Trash Can top is newly painted, lol</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2- I'm leasing a Big Wheel at Toys R Us for $1.98 cent a month for 60 month, I wanted a Green Machine, but they said I needed a Co-signer,cause the car note is $2.19 cent a month</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3- I have a EBT Card with my picture on it,, lol</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">4- I have a Slauson Swap Meet credit card with a $10.00 credit limit, so I have the hook up on the socks, lol .</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">5- I have a Cell & Hm Phone which is the same number, but its located at a Pay Phone Booth on the corner of La Brea & Sunset with a Chair in it, so if you're passing by, blow your horn,</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">6- I'm leasing my Michael Jordan tennis shoe at the Pawn shop for .33cent a day.</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">7- I'm on my computer only when Kinkos closes,so I sneak in the back way,and use there computer,lol Well, thats enuff for now,,, PS: YES THESE ARE ALL JOKES Now the real me,,,</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I love Bowling, Hiking, Movies & Late Night Walk on the beach, and also "THAT GETAWAY WEEKEND to VEGAS" Love to cuddle on that couch and having a movie night at home and etc, I'm just simple, but enough boring for now,</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Make sure you still sitting down again,,, This is what I'm looking for, lol, here it come</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1 -I'm looking for someone who is a drug head and drink all day long and have no life,,lol</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2- I want someone who talk on the phone all day and don't have a job, and they don't take bath, lol</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3- I want someone who don't cook and just microwave tv dinners, lol</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">4 - I want someone with bad credit, so I can clean it up and let them go mess it up again, lol</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">5- I want someone who steals meat and then go to the same market and resale it for a refund,lol</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Once AGAIN EVERYBODY, these are only jokes,</span><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><br style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" /><span style="color:#323232;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But Financially, I own a Credit Repair Company, which mean, I Erase Bad Credit. Other than that, just SIMPLE. If you're interested, lets get acquainted and see where it goes. Leave me a message and a possible number and we can take it from there, and run with it. Now the ball is in your court,, come get to know me</span></p>