bmst1972

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About bmst1972
Body Type:
Athletic
Looking For:
Woman
City:
Scranton
Gender:
Man
First Name:
bmst1972
Description:
Dear Ladies,

My name is Nate. I enjoy cooking for others, listening to old school rap and R & B music, watching movies, stand-up comedy shows, intellectual conversations and the benefits of exercising.
I'm looking for someone who is funny, caring, independent, possesses a curvy physique.

If you don't live in the United States of America, I am not the right guy for you. If you don't have a photo of you, I am not the right guy for you. If you allow your dog to French kiss you, I am not the right guy for you. If you don't have a job because you don't want to work, I am not the right guy for you. If you believe using mouthwash is a sensible replacement for brushing your teeth, I am not the right guy for you. If you are looking for a Sugar Daddy, I am not the right guy for you. If your favorite macaroni and cheese comes in a box with a yellow dinosaur on it, I am not the right guy for you. If you frequently check your cell phone while you are out on a date, I am not the right guy for you. If you are a member of the Maury Povich Show fan club, I am not the right guy for you. If your cooking is rejected by homeless people, I am not the right guy for you. If your child's uncle and father are the same person, I am not the right guy for you. If you enjoyed reading this letter, then I might be the right guy for you.

Sincerely,
The Right Guy???
Dear Ladies,
My name is Nate. I enjoy cooking for others, listening to old school rap and R & B music, watching movies, stand-up comedy shows, intellectual conversations and the benefits of exercising.
I'm looking for someone who is funny, caring, independent, possesses a curvy physique.
If you don't live in the United States of America, I am not the right guy for you. If you don't have a photo of you, I am not the right guy for you. If you allow your dog to French kiss you, I am not the right guy for you. If you don't have a job because you don't want to work, I am not the right guy for you. If you believe using mouthwash is a sensible replacement for brushing your teeth, I am not the right guy for you. If you are looking for a Sugar Daddy, I am not the right guy for you. If your favorite macaroni and cheese comes in a box with a yellow dinosaur on it, I am not the right guy for you. If you frequently check your cell phone while you are out on a date, I am not the right guy for you. If you are a member of the Maury Povich Show fan club, I am not the right guy for you. If your cooking is rejected by homeless people, I am not the right guy for you. If your child's uncle and father are the same person, I am not the right guy for you. If you enjoyed reading this letter, then I might be the right guy for you.
Sincerely,
The Right Guy???