Body Type:
Could Lose a Few
Looking For:
Woman
City:
Indianapolis
Gender:
Man
First Name:
NotPurfikt
Description:
What is more scared than a deer in the headlights? An honest man on a web site? Let's face it, I'm no millionaire. I'm no Speedo model. I'm no Olympian. I'm not a fireman or a policeman. I'm just a guy who has managed to hold a job for most of his adult life and doesn't drink himself to sleep. I say dumb things and do dumb things. Have you heard of Prince Charming? I'm the goofy footman six guys down.