Robert Moss

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About Robert Moss
Body Type:
Average
Looking For:
Woman
City:
London
Gender:
Man
First Name:
Robert Moss
Description:
<p><span>My pictures are recent (this century, mostly this year). They are not chosen on the basis of being flattering, rather than as being a picture of who I am. If you are after pretty packaging, you can move along because the gold is in what you can't see rather than what you can. </span><br /><br /><span>This is my nth attempt at this. I've been here before, lots of times. It seems like Groundhog Day as I try to work out how to do this properly. I think I am aiming to write the one perfect profile to find the one perfect person for me, rather than get lots of attention. On the basis of looks, I'll never do that... unless you need glasses and have low self esteem. Rather than having to deal with lots of inane messages I'll happily settle for one quality message a week if it means that life might move from the interweb into real life.</span><br /><br /><span>Tall, humanoid carbon based life form with own hair and teeth. True age. True height. Look like my pictures. Has a job that comes with a CRB check and no mental health issues or mad exes. Can cook. Cleans like a ninja. Liberal with leftish leanings and the odd right wing twitch. Humanitarian. Egalitarian. Likes tea. First choice to fight a zombie apocalypse with, according to one friend... no idea if that is useful in the relationship game. I've written essays before and I don't think it makes much difference. You'll either fancy the packaging or you won't.</span><br /><br /><span>Apart from that? I don't mind a plain face as I have one and I like it very much. I recognise myself everyday and am quite happy with that. I'll take a plain face and a warm heart over a pretty face and the personality of a lump of silly putty any day of the week, though silly putty can be fun. I like intelligence (it doesn't have to come out of a book), kindness and intelligence. You must be able to talk. I like to talk about serious stuff and really silly crap, but since we're much more likely to spend our time talking and walking than doing anything else, the ability to say more than "Hi" is quite important. If you can do that and put one foot in front of the other, we are off to a good start.</span><br /><br /><span>Bonus points for the following:</span><br /><span>tall, black, white, dirty laugh, glasses, an accent, long hair, short hair, creative, obscene, funny, smart</span><br /><br /><span>Basically, bonus points for everything</span><br /><br /><span>I am an optimist and an egalitarian... and hopeful despite all evidence to the contrary. I am a great catch, not without faults, and I am looking for someone with an equal appreciation of their own strengths and weaknesses. </span></p>
<p><span>My pictures are recent (this century, mostly this year). They are not chosen on the basis of being flattering, rather than as being a picture of who I am. If you are after pretty packaging, you can move along because the gold is in what you can't see rather than what you can. </span><br /><br /><span>This is my nth attempt at this. I've been here before, lots of times. It seems like Groundhog Day as I try to work out how to do this properly. I think I am aiming to write the one perfect profile to find the one perfect person for me, rather than get lots of attention. On the basis of looks, I'll never do that... unless you need glasses and have low self esteem. Rather than having to deal with lots of inane messages I'll happily settle for one quality message a week if it means that life might move from the interweb into real life.</span><br /><br /><span>Tall, humanoid carbon based life form with own hair and teeth. True age. True height. Look like my pictures. Has a job that comes with a CRB check and no mental health issues or mad exes. Can cook. Cleans like a ninja. Liberal with leftish leanings and the odd right wing twitch. Humanitarian. Egalitarian. Likes tea. First choice to fight a zombie apocalypse with, according to one friend... no idea if that is useful in the relationship game. I've written essays before and I don't think it makes much difference. You'll either fancy the packaging or you won't.</span><br /><br /><span>Apart from that? I don't mind a plain face as I have one and I like it very much. I recognise myself everyday and am quite happy with that. I'll take a plain face and a warm heart over a pretty face and the personality of a lump of silly putty any day of the week, though silly putty can be fun. I like intelligence (it doesn't have to come out of a book), kindness and intelligence. You must be able to talk. I like to talk about serious stuff and really silly crap, but since we're much more likely to spend our time talking and walking than doing anything else, the ability to say more than "Hi" is quite important. If you can do that and put one foot in front of the other, we are off to a good start.</span><br /><br /><span>Bonus points for the following:</span><br /><span>tall, black, white, dirty laugh, glasses, an accent, long hair, short hair, creative, obscene, funny, smart</span><br /><br /><span>Basically, bonus points for everything</span><br /><br /><span>I am an optimist and an egalitarian... and hopeful despite all evidence to the contrary. I am a great catch, not without faults, and I am looking for someone with an equal appreciation of their own strengths and weaknesses. </span></p>