Body Type:
Athletic
Looking For:
Woman
City:
Alexandria
Gender:
Man
First Name:
tantrametro
Description:
I have discovered...
That running 5 miles in the snow makes me feel like Rocky.
That your true love is the one who has the ability to make you discard your checklist completely, and not the one who meets your requirements.
That I'm not famous not because I don't have a following but rather because my fan club is lazy.
That my workaholism has nothing to do with my ambition and everything to do with the fact that I have nothing better to do with my life.
That until I start harvesting my own corn and growing my own rice, I'll never be independent...no matter how much money I make.
That I make clothes look better than designers intended for them to be.
That George Lopez is only funny when he tells black jokes.
That when life hands you lemons, it's usually better to add tequila and salt rather than make lemonade.
That I'm a lot taller than I imagine myself to be.
That my inclination towards all things creative has less to do with obsessiveness and more to do with passion.
That I am attracted to short women only because women like taller men.
That I like my women like I like my coffee...very sweet with a whole LOT of cream.
That when a woman tells you she's busy, she's just not into you so move on.
That any woman who doesn't like me has very bad taste in men.
That I suck at pick up lines especially when I'm attracted to the woman.
That I am a lot more confident than I make myself out to be.
That I dislike cats (not to be confused with pussies...that I like very much, thank you)
That interracial oasis is just a glorified pimp.
That grammatical errors are acceptable on instant messenger but no where else.
That a man's being used for his mental/personality traits when he's clearly after the complete experience (including the romantic and sexual) is no less repugnant than a woman's being used for her body when she's clearly after the complete experience.
That I if you give a woman you're interested in a chance, she will put you on layaway until she figures out what to do with you.
That women are not remotely as complicated as they make themselves out to be. When a woman takes the time to talk to you, she is just handing you her manual...and you simply have to read it and follow directions. The problem with most men is that they just lack the required fundamental listening skills.
That I'm a fine wine... I get better with age.
That I'm going to be very wealthy whether I like it or not.
That running 5 miles in the snow makes me feel like Rocky.
That your true love is the one who has the ability to make you discard your checklist completely, and not the one who meets your requirements.
That I'm not famous not because I don't have a following but rather because my fan club is lazy.
That my workaholism has nothing to do with my ambition and everything to do with the fact that I have nothing better to do with my life.
That until I start harvesting my own corn and growing my own rice, I'll never be independent...no matter how much money I make.
That I make clothes look better than designers intended for them to be.
That George Lopez is only funny when he tells black jokes.
That when life hands you lemons, it's usually better to add tequila and salt rather than make lemonade.
That I'm a lot taller than I imagine myself to be.
That my inclination towards all things creative has less to do with obsessiveness and more to do with passion.
That I am attracted to short women only because women like taller men.
That I like my women like I like my coffee...very sweet with a whole LOT of cream.
That when a woman tells you she's busy, she's just not into you so move on.
That any woman who doesn't like me has very bad taste in men.
That I suck at pick up lines especially when I'm attracted to the woman.
That I am a lot more confident than I make myself out to be.
That I dislike cats (not to be confused with pussies...that I like very much, thank you)
That interracial oasis is just a glorified pimp.
That grammatical errors are acceptable on instant messenger but no where else.
That a man's being used for his mental/personality traits when he's clearly after the complete experience (including the romantic and sexual) is no less repugnant than a woman's being used for her body when she's clearly after the complete experience.
That I if you give a woman you're interested in a chance, she will put you on layaway until she figures out what to do with you.
That women are not remotely as complicated as they make themselves out to be. When a woman takes the time to talk to you, she is just handing you her manual...and you simply have to read it and follow directions. The problem with most men is that they just lack the required fundamental listening skills.
That I'm a fine wine... I get better with age.
That I'm going to be very wealthy whether I like it or not.