Edward Holman Jr

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City:
Portland
State:
OR
Gender:
Man
Age:
74
Description:
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">I’m a straight 70-year-old man, single, and monogamous. I’m 5’9” of average build and not all that much into gyms. Yes, my pet, as you can see, I’m white, speak only English, not prejudicial because I love chocolate, brown, white, and any gal who is betwixt 50-65, height – weight proportionate. I have an undergraduate degree (School of Hard Knocks). An author and self-employed and living on a small, fixed income since my writings ain’t going anywhere, but one day one of them might. I’m a Christian. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">Oh, and I’m a Leo… Does it really matter if the zodiac plays a part in this? I don't smoke, nor use marijuana or any other illegal drugs. I’m an omnivore, or is that carnivore? No, I'm not a T-Rex or Godzilla either; so this means I’m not cold-blooded, nor am I gothic vampish. LOL. I have 5 adult kids and my nest is empty, and I prefer all yours be on their own as well. I don’t have any pets. I’m not into one-night stands, and please, no triplex-rates solicitation. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">Let’s start as friends and build a real relationship. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">So, if you want to know more, here I am. I like direct contact, no masking, and no social distancing. Hey, I’m safe, so no need to fret your cuteness over me having or spreading, anything. Why wait, time is too short the way it is. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">I like direct contact, a couple of emails to start and break the icicles, then a phone call to hear your sweetness then set up a real first date and go from there. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="text-indent:19.2px;">Am I hired as your boo, bae? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">Stay safe and God bless… Talk soon. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">Hugs, </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;">Ironically, yours, Ed</p>
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<div class="essays2015-essay-content" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:17px;color:#2a2f35;font-family:'GT America', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;line-height:25px;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">I’m a straight 70-year-old man, single, and monogamous. I’m 5’9” of average build and not all that much into gyms. Yes, my pet, as you can see, I’m white, speak only English, not prejudicial because I love chocolate, brown, white, and any gal who is betwixt 50-65, height – weight proportionate. I have an undergraduate degree (School of Hard Knocks). An author and self-employed and living on a small, fixed income since my writings ain’t going anywhere, but one day one of them might. I’m a Christian. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">Oh, and I’m a Leo… Does it really matter if the zodiac plays a part in this? I don't smoke, nor use marijuana or any other illegal drugs. I’m an omnivore, or is that carnivore? No, I'm not a T-Rex or Godzilla either; so this means I’m not cold-blooded, nor am I gothic vampish. LOL. I have 5 adult kids and my nest is empty, and I prefer all yours be on their own as well. I don’t have any pets. I’m not into one-night stands, and please, no triplex-rates solicitation. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">Let’s start as friends and build a real relationship. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">So, if you want to know more, here I am. I like direct contact, no masking, and no social distancing. Hey, I’m safe, so no need to fret your cuteness over me having or spreading, anything. Why wait, time is too short the way it is. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">I like direct contact, a couple of emails to start and break the icicles, then a phone call to hear your sweetness then set up a real first date and go from there. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="text-indent:19.2px;">Am I hired as your boo, bae? </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">Stay safe and God bless… Talk soon. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:200%;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;">Hugs, </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:normal;">Ironically, yours, Ed</p> </div> <div class="essays2015-essay-content" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:17px;color:#2a2f35;font-family:'GT America', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;line-height:25px;white-space:pre-wrap;"> </div>