My Smoking:
No
My Drinking:
No
Looking For:
Woman
Location:
United States
Body Type:
Could Lose a Few
Description:
Well, a lot of it is "top secret", most of the files about me are kept at the CIA and FBI. You might have seen my face at your local post office, hanging there along with the rest of the most-wanted. Of course, you might not have recognized me with short hair....LOL! Otherwise, I'm just a normal, average guy with old fashioned family values. Divorced since 1999. Father of one. Consider myself to be a man of integrity and high morals, but not perfect by any means. Possessed with a CRAZY SENSE of HUMOR....Due to the effects of being hooked on Mtn Dew....Ugh! It's true, shaking the Dew only makes it angry. Sort of a "Tim Allen" type personality, very humorous but can't fix anything, LOL!! Educated, a college graduate.
Why am I here? Very good question. Would you believe, I was surfing the net, got lost, ended up here....I'm still trying to find my way back home. I was using bread crumbs, but someone told me, you have to use cookies, while on the net. Looked into my PC, found some, but how do you get em out? Beats me? Well, to be honest, I'm here in hope of finding that special someone to LOVE and HOLD. I've always believed that all women are beautiful and come in all different shapes, sizes and colors....In fact, are designed by God.
Why am I here? Very good question. Would you believe, I was surfing the net, got lost, ended up here....I'm still trying to find my way back home. I was using bread crumbs, but someone told me, you have to use cookies, while on the net. Looked into my PC, found some, but how do you get em out? Beats me? Well, to be honest, I'm here in hope of finding that special someone to LOVE and HOLD. I've always believed that all women are beautiful and come in all different shapes, sizes and colors....In fact, are designed by God.
Country:
United States
City:
Henderson
Gender:
Man
First Name:
Eye4Ebony